Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. Celebrating love, relationships, connection, long-held traditions–what’s not to like, right?

As much as I love L-O-V-E, I love a satirical cross stitch design even more. Legally Blonde was one of those memorization-worthy movies that still makes me gasp-laugh when I watch it. And how wise was Miss Elle Woods when it came to relationship advice?

I decided to immortalize her sage words this Valentine’s Day with a truly hilarious cross stitch pattern. It measures 9×7 inches in Aida 18 cloth and uses DMC thread. You can easily use black or white cloth (here) to give it the pop you prefer. Grab the pattern below!