Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. Celebrating love, relationships, connection, long-held traditions–what’s not to like, right?

As much as I love L-O-V-E, I love a satirical cross stitch design even more. Legally Blonde was one of those memorization-worthy movies that still makes me gasp-laugh when I watch it. And how wise was Miss Elle Woods when it came to relationship advice?

I decided to immortalize her sage words this Valentine’s Day with a truly hilarious cross stitch pattern. It measures 9x7 inches in Aida 18 cloth and uses DMC thread. You can easily use black or white cloth (here) to give it the pop you prefer. Grab the pattern below!

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